i. no prizes behind this door.
[ the most confusing about this whole situation is the fact that he was with his classmates as they head out of the recently-unfrozed st. hermelin to save maki. the moment he set his foot out of the school gate, brown himself found himself in dr●●●n q●●st land without his band of merry dorks at his side.

what he has, however, is his staff and gun. he lets out a nervous laugh. ]

I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

[ he goes up to the nearest person, putting on his best smile, especially if he's talking to a cute girl. ]

You wouldn't happen to know where we are, would you? I think I might be just a bit lost here.

ii. bunny girls when.
[ leave it to his gigantic, koshien-size mouth to brush off carnivorous rabbits just so he could play the hero for once. oh, don't you know? he fought against ancient evils and saved the town where he came from, a few dozens of rabbits are smallfries to him.

so here he was brown, in all his red mage glory, doing his best at a safe distance. to any onlookers or fellow quest-takers, they might hear him constantly complaining to himself as he hits another rabbit with surprising accuracy even away from the action. ]

Should've feigned being sick instead of doing this... can't believe there's an actual horde around of man-eating bunnies.

[ however, should you be a bystander that happened to stumble into the chaos, brown is quick to throw all pretenses and rush after you. just before a rabbit could attack you from behind, he's already running towards you and blasting it with fire at a close range. ]

Hey! You good? Sorry about that, couldn't let them get another victim, mwuahahaha!

iv.
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